The Mommy Chronicles

Here's one for every mom in Kiss Country. This poem is so funny and very true! It's especially funny for those of us who regularly read "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" to our children. I never knew busy until I was a mom, I thought I did--but, turns out I am clueless. It's amazing the things I've learned to do with one hand. And I'm pretty sure it only gets crazier and busier.

This week I discovered some disturbing parenting information, have you heard about these "gender selection" clinics? For about $18,000 you get to choose whether you'll give birth to a son or to a daughter.

If you've ever seen something with "This Is Not A Toy" printed all over it and wondered what idiot would give this to their child? Well, this story is for you. Today's Mommy Chronicle is another one of those "I never had a clue" moments. I'm pretty sure that will be the theme of my life as a parent, 30 years from now I will look back and be able to title my experiences as a mom