I have a family friend, Mr. Stacy Savage, who has the unofficial title of gifting me with the most bizarre gift I have ever received. You see, Stacy works outside and encounters lots of critters. Somehow he came up with the idea to make jewelry out of . . . uhm. . . I'm trying to think of a delicate way to put this. . . critter parts. Specifically, raccoon anatomy. The critter part that Mr. Stacy uses to make necklaces and earrings can only be found on the male raccoon. Got it?