From the over-arcing global pandemic, to the the massive economic crash - there's a lot to be non-thankful for. But, that's not what Thanksgiving is all about.
If you saw an ad saying, "Make $28,000 per year to do absolutely nothing", you'd probably think that it was a Nigerian Prince who was offering up the position
The sub-dermal chip would theoretically allow workers to clock-in, open doors, access terminals, buy snacks from the vending machine, etc. with the wave of their hand.