Redneck Beatnik Poetry with Bristol [VIDEO]
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This may be the most ridiculous thing you hear all day, but don’t expect to get it… I’m a self admitted mess!
The inspiration came to me while playing with my 123lb. mastiff mix… His belly makes a satisfying sound when you pat it. Almost like a percussion instrument. Mix a little too much time on your hands with too many Flo/Progressive commercials on the air and you get Redneck Beatnik Poetry!
Don’t judge me too harshly, this is my art and you just might not get it. You may think it’s stupid, but I bet you find yourself drumming on your desk or steering wheel later.
I know you’re going to find this hard to believe, but I actually put pen to paper for this!
I live this life on a road less graveled… Got all I need, a pony and saddle
I’m a redneck woman, hair teased up to there, I display both my racks with equal care
I’m a hot mess, that ain’t no joke… Still managed to land myself one hot bloke
We’re livin’ high on the hog in a triple wide trailer… out in the boonies, don’t want no neighbors
That’s right, we’re living in our own hog heaven… porch sitting with Smith and Wesson….
Speaking of hogs, we like ours fried!