Newspaper Makes Major Error In Baseball Headline Because There Ain’t No Auto-Correct in Print

According to the headline, this guy can pitch on land and sea.

Look, I get it... Words are hard. The older I get, the more I forget. And with autocorrect, you don't even need a dictionary. Heck, Google is the encyclopedia of this generation. So when I read this, I have some sympathy.

Some.

Pat Venditte made Major League Baseball history recently. He is the first pitcher in 20 years who is ambidextrous. This funny looking word means that he is equally dominant in his right hand as he is his left. But according to this headline, written by the Associated Press mind you, Venditte is amphibious which would mean that he is suited for both land and water.

But maybe this is a good thing! He could totally pitch through a rain delay.