Sometimes you read police reports that leave you scratching your head. Golden Meadow Police Department officers arrested Justin Savoie on December 28th. Police officers found a concealed handgun and marijuana on his person. Police also found several handguns and homemade suppressors inside of Savoie's truck.  Deputies at the Lafourche Parish Jail in Louisiana performed a strip search on Savoie and found another gun. This gun wasn't on Savoie's person, but it was IN his person. Yeah, you guessed it, Savoie concealed a gun in his butt. We have no idea the caliber or make of the gun, but we can only imagine.

Savoie has been released after posting a $10,600 bond. He has been charged with first offense possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, a felony charge of taking contraband to the penal institution, and a felony charge of improper registration of a firearm. This serves as our reminder, you can run, you can hide, but you can't hide your gun in your butt.