Funniest Horse Racing Calls of All Time

It's opening day of the horse racing season at Harrah's Louisiana Downs and in all likelihood, you'll see some thoroughbreds this year with some pretty wild names.  What's even crazier is thinking of how those names came to be.  

We've all heard the story of Secretariat, but how did horses get names like "My Wife Knows Everything" or "The Wife Doesn't Know."  And what are the odds the two would meet on the track?  It happened!

And who names their horse "Arrgh?"

Take a listen to some of these hilarious horse racing calls and just imagine how tough it would be to be the announcer in each of these cases.