Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Stopping on a Water Slide Leads to All Sorts of Pain
The first rule of water slides is you don't stop on water slides.
Naked Man Steals Multiple Beers in Ice Cold Cooler Theft
This thirsty fella went from the cooler to, well, the cooler.
Focused Reporter Is Unfazed by Spider Crawling on Her Arm
Breaking news: nothing can stop this woman from doing her job.
Jewelry Thieves Foiled By an Unforgiving Counter
The (glass) case against them is very strong.
Up Your Trash Talking Game With the Best Non-Cursing Insults
It's things like this that make us glad the Internet is in our lives.
A thread on Reddit asked people to share their best non-swearing insult. If you're in the market for something to shut down someone in your life who has angered, annoyed, or frustrated you, you'd be wise to have some of these at the ready...
#ThingsToAvoidAtAPublicPool Tweets May Save Your Summer
It's a summer tradition, but one you should approach with caution.
Arrested Man Strips Naked and Does What With His Poop?
These police officers have been to smell and back.
Insane Waterslide Jumper Risks Breaking His Sphincter
Any waterslide experience you've ever had pales in comparison to this one.
Wow, Workers Waste a Ton of Time Each Day on Personal Business
Sounds like America's workers are phoning it in.
Michael Phelps Didn’t Race a Real Shark and People Are Madder Than a Great White
This most certainly did not live up to the hype.
Cringe in Fear as 100 People Do Their Best Evil Laugh
It's a staple of a good movie villain everywhere, but, as it turns out, not everyone can pull it off.
Twitter Has Some Real Thoughts About O.J. Simpson Being Paroled
It wasn't as big a deal as his 1995 trial, but O.J. Simpson was front and center again Thursday after he was granted parole.